Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

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Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional
The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

dot Enjoy a Better Web Experience

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
dot Stay Secure on the Web

Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer.
dot Interactive Multimedia

Microsoft's AKobe Phlash(TM) Plugin delivers awesome online interactive content; anything from music, videos to games. (Lawsuit from Adobe pending)
dot Personalize Your Browser

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen!

System Requirements

The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007

* A Credit Card

* Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System

* Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)

* Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

* Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)

* Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)

* Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)

* 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)

* 483MB Disk Space

Warning

Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

* www.google.com

* www.gmail.com

* www.apple.com

* www.itunes.com

* www.yahoo.com

* Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks

[Nezumix22]

..probably one of the better witty jokes around.. take that MS (kung fu punching sounds in the background)..

[obemon]

This whole take a Microsoft product then mock it with the something else is getting old. Whoever came up with this joke and that badly Photoshoped image; here's for you....

[Nezumix22]

It's getting old and unbearably dry yeah.. but still fun ..hehehe.. It's just like those Apple-hater jokes out there.. I'm an open-source fan.. I still love MS though and continue to use legitimate MS products mind u..

but sometimes its refreshing to see a joke like that after a hard-days work when u just want something to ease u from all your worries..

[godCode]

this is blasphemy...

hehehehe

[kenoidz]

this is blasphemy...

hehehehe

blasphemy jed ha...hehehe...the war is still on for MS and open-source warez....hehehe

[who1]

unya pwede na mokatawa..